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Rick Rolling Gates

Never gonna give you up, probably Never gonna let you down, but Bob Mueller’s counting on it Never gonna run around and desert you, even…

George Papadopoulos

George Papadopoulos was hired by the Trump as a foreign-policy adviser despite a resume so thin that he cited Model UN experience as a credential.

Paul Went-to-Court

Poor little Pauly Manafort Told too many lies And went to court He’s deeply in debt, but He’s not quite done yet He’ll flip for…

Shitty First Drafts

All good writers write shitty first drafts. This is how they end up with good second drafts and terrific third drafts.

Did the Devil Come to Devon?

The townspeople were baffled and, toting clubs, rakes, and other weapons, they set off to find the monster that created the footprints. They criss-crossed cemeteries, popular town squares, and in same cases led right up to people's doors where they stopped and continued on in another direction (including back-tracking on top of themselves). They went into a shed and came out on the other side--apparently, whatever made them went through a six-inch hole.